I was honoured and delighted, on studying the search terms through which people have encountered my website (see left, but a second site is in development, which will relocate most of the weirdness below), to see they included:

prostitutes in Gosport

Alas, I’m not offering a Portsmouth pimpery, and the document which contained these terms was about a bit of 18th century history. One poor lonely Hampshire man must be very disappointed.

Other terms so far include

death of Napoleon
how the sandwich was born
Rousseau noble savage horses
cyanide in almonds
steps to finding a job
vonnegut tralfamadorean novels

And that’s all from the last week!