I give you:
Death became her. Resurrection angered her.
Isambard Kingdom Brunel stepped from the –
Birth. Death. Sold sandwiches in between.
Red-hooded girl defeats transvestite wolf.
I. Angry Achilles avenges Patroclus, killing Hector.
II. Odysseus has adventures getting home (uncuckolded).
a. Hamlet dithers after uncle murders Dad.
b. Never never trust your daughters (sometimes).
c. Magician trains monster. Avenges family. Retires.
d. Witches correctly predict Scottish royal bloodbath.
“Policeman” revelation spoils long-running play.
Plane crash. Mysterious island. Interminably unexplained.
POISONED KEYBOARD KILLS HEADLINE WRITER SHOCKE…
So, c’mon people, let’s have yours.